wood, wine and boobs

Mr. Secondlastwish dreams of wood-working. I think it would be fantastic if he made crazy shit like this boob cabinet. Behind the cut, boobs maybe not safe for some settings.

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my favorite new toy

Dying to hear all about it?! Read more after the jump!

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no place like home (again)

One maybe perk of living in LA (depending on your perspective) is seeing famous people. It’s cliche but true that they are around. I’m not SO into celebrities, but when I see them I mention it and talk about it and sneak glances.
Some sightings in the past years that I remember were: Ben Kingsley at [...]

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so busy, so slow posting

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harnessing the dog

I totally steal from Bean’s blog because he apparently goes through the LiveJournal image stream on a regular basis and keeps track of all the good stuff. This one is kind of strange

And because people seemed to like it the last time around, the knit naked suits beyond the clip were also courtesy of his [...]

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where do unicorns come from?

And Pegasus and Centaur…(click through for the full effect)

From Jason Sho

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…a minute for the first minute…

I have always been mildly fascinated by phone sex. Yes I just said that. Mostly that you could actually make a TON of money talking on the phone. I had a second cousin once who was a phone sex operator- she told the family she worked in “customer service”. And for half a second in [...]

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the wonder of stace hole

Queefing on demand. Who knew?
This lovely Aussie lass provides some direction and examples in a strange and magical video found on Jezebel (where yet again, the comments are fascinating and overshare-y).

(what better way to start the week right?)

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mellow melons

This is so very wetdove, in case you hadn’t seen it. (by Sigat Landau via Jezebel)

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the golden years

Japan apparently has a steadily growing niche industry of elderly porn, according to this article in TIME. The article describes Japan as one of the most sexless societies – ouch. That seems a little harsh, like intimacy is all about the numbers.
Director Gaichi Kono says the eroticism of elders is captivating to younger viewers. “I [...]

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girl on derby action

I read the porn blogs so you don’t have to! How else would I have found this hot girl on derby action!? I know we have at least one derby girl reading and the better half of this blog is looking into being fresh meat, so I figured it was appropriate. Though I totally [...]

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jerkin’ the gherkin

1) This is perhaps one of my favorite TV scenes of all time. You should really watch Weeds. (no spoilers here, just funny).
2) The BEST is that there is an ad for pickles in this clip when you watch it on youtube directly. Seriously!
Perhaps not best to watch in a work setting.
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this little light of mine…

I’m gonna let it shine!
Behold! After our own heart, THE COOCHIE LAMP:

Ok, technically not a real lamp and most likely a photographic art peice, but that “coochie” tag caught my eye! (yes, I know, we spell it different. which also begs the issue that we do need to address at one point why we chose [...]

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the gays! the weddings!

Now seems like an apt time to write my thoughts about marriage. Yesterday California starting marrying the gays, I’m sure you can Google it.
I’ve never been a big believer in the right to gay marriage – mostly because I’m anti-marriage for everyone. Hear me out.

I GET IT that it’s a lot easier to have a [...]

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fun with charts & graphs

I am sort of a geek for graphs, I LOVE making them. The idea that you can take data and find numerous ways to display it gets me strangely excited. That being said! Penis size! Length! Girth! Does size matter? Or is it the motion of the ocean or whatever? Though I am pretty sure [...]

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one epoxy finger salute

This would be the ultimate first kiss.

Kiss Your Little Girlfriends Golden Lunchroom Face
Raise Your Middle Finger High
Special Afterschool Embrace
By Ivan Witenstein. Via NOTCOT.

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Last Chance!

More fun at Longs Drug Store! I snapped this quickly with my cell (hence the crappy and blurry quality) as a bunch of old ladies were all “wha???”. Technically this is a different Longs than the one that I snapped the “personal massagers” at, but still! Longs!
A few questions:
Who douches?
How old are these packages?!
And why [...]

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nasty as you wanna be

I’m commenter of the week on Boinkology! It’s not a particularly strong or articulate comment, but it will do.
They posted the gummy lighthouses that Kat led me to earlier, but I will post them anyway since I have a love of food shaped like genitals.

And on Zoomdoggle they have 2 girls, 1 cake. If you [...]

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sex semantics

I want to read The Wisdom of Whores: Bureaucrats, Brothels and the Business of AIDS which is highlighted on NPR. (I’m in the midst of reading Bonk and I finished Predictably Irrational which does talk about sex, but I loaned it to my dad who hasn’t given it back and it’s kind of awkward.)
Elizabeth Pisani’s [...]

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omfg! rare sighting! ovulation! caught on camera!

Science is AWESOME and shit!
Ovulation made an surprise appearance on camera during a partial hysterectomy recently. Supposedly these are the clearest pictures to date of ovulation since it is so damn tricky to catch in the act.
Scientists were a. surprised that the whole process took about 15 minutes and b. it was not a violent [...]

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pill poppin’

This has been tagged on my Bloglines for awhile and I keep forgetting to post because it’s not that interesting. Yet. We have to make it interesting.
Help this gal write a book about the Pill.
I think this could be an interesting project because I’ve had SO many conversations about hormonal birth control, it’s crazy. [...]

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hot blooded!

“im masturbating! im on my period!”
I am not going to even try to come up with my own verbiage for this, via Nerve Scanner:
“This Czech (?) model is like a giant tampon-dildo hybrid on acid! We can only assume she’s auditioning for a tampon ad and got her English M-words a little mixed up. That, [...]

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to shave or not to shave- that is the question?!

I am slightly mesmerized by the Jezebel commenter’s again today- they often fascinate me with how much they are willing to share or how much than can pounce on one not of their own.
The comments on “The Body Erotic: How Do You Care For The Hair Down There?” have kept me entertained for hours. In [...]

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math IS useful

16,500 condoms have been dropped off in Antarctica to get the folks there through the dark winter season, according to Reuters. I am by no means a mathematician, but I thought that this topic would be math-worthy.

There are 125 people stationed in Antarctica for the winter. This means:
16,500 condoms divided by 125 people = 132 [...]

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movie sex!

-Do you ever wish you could watch your favorite parts of movies over and over again? That threesome scene from “Y tu mamá también”? The Polaroid or blindfold scene from “Sex & Lucia”? Yeah, me to. Well in case you did not know, Nerve has it all covered for you with their Hollywood [...]

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