vagina pagina!

During a recent bout of insomnia I hopped on the internets and googled something to the effect of “way to stop or start period early”. Knowing very well that you do it with the pill, but I am a withdrawal kinda gal (a whole different post) and wanted to NOT have my period for my [...]

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too much time with tampons

I like weird stuff and I appreciate the art of craft and the DIY ethos. But this shit is ugly. I’m not sure how pretty I was hoping a TURKEY MADE OF TAMPONS would be..
Click through the photo to see more tampon crafts.
On the other hand, the art of craft is fully realized with [...]

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the business of being born

I had heard about The Business of Being Born (the Ricky Lake home birth documentary) when it came out, and while intrigued I did not actually ever see myself shelling out my hard earned $5 to rent it. But! This past Friday afternoon while home sick I was laying in bed with the laptop and [...]

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comic con: on being unflappable

I knew Comic Con would be crowded, but jesus was it stupid crowded. I had my camera but couldn’t bear to try to even take a picture. The only hootchi cootchi-worthy shots were the really underdressed male super heroes – one who definitely padded his ass…but kind of made it work. And so many stuffed [...]

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“your whole package is under my command”

For your weekend enjoyment- a nice little ditty from Margaret Cho and Jay Brannan about giving head:
“to be adept at oral sex, you need to lose your gag reflex”
“Never met a dick I couldn’t milk/My esophagus is lined with silk”

more Margaret Cho on Hootchi Cootchi
via fleshbot (nsfw)

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nerd round-up

In honor of forthcoming Comic Con attendance by the secondlastwish household and the Kat household – I give you a nerdy science round-up. Sometimes I can’t link to sources because they are not online – you will just have to trust me. I’m not a doctor though, so don’t take medical advice from anonymous internet [...]

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the magic of the penis

Good ‘ol Kat, always giving us great story leads. I’ve sat on this one for awhile because it’s a lengthy article, but interesting! And I will summarize!
In June Harper’s Magazine published this overview of magical penis thievery the world over. That’s right. Magical. Penis. Thievery. (The magical part is the thievery, not the penis). I [...]

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so long sophia…

Estelle Getty who played Sophia on Golden Girls passed today at the age of 84- she was my favorite character
There are too many great scenes so here is a clips clip:

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abstract art

Wetdove has been a blogging machine. I, on the other hand, have been a wee bit of a slacker due to a jam-packed social schedule. For reals! This never happens to me, so forgive me my one week of feeling like an old lady because I spent multiple days in a row out past 10pm [...]

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plaster caster

As it goes with the internet- while looking for something completely different, I ran across Private Sculpture. England’s own “Erotic Lifecasting Studio”. I once helped a friend make a pregnancy cast and now I am thinking that maybe I don’t have to get a big belly to bust out the plaster!
After the jump take a [...]

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movie night!

I can probably say my experience with porn has been maybe similar to many other womens? You don’t mind it and maybe sorta like it sometimes but just don’t find it accessible enough and the attempts to finding something you actually enjoy balances the line between watching stuff you are not so into or watching [...]

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i love whoopie

oh The View, I am lucky enough I am to have a day job and not get sucked into watching you! But! Luckily Jezebel always brings us the best of the worst.
The clip below is classic- they are discussing if men looking at porn online or even wanking it without you is worth leaving [...]

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is it a g thing?

So I have this thing with the “g spot” or rather I have this obsession in trying to understand it. You see I am just going to be straightforward and tell you I am a clit kinda gal.

After the jump lets talk g spot:

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house decor for today’s woman

There was a time once when I directed your attention to the Fuck Machines. Now, on a less grand scale, Regina Lynn’s Wired post looks at what is available for personal use. The post is great – I chose two to highlight behind the cut.

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grrr!(FIXED!)

Something was broke, but then I fixed it. Which warrants for this post to be deleted. BUT since I mention my period it stays. Speaking off does the full moon AND period effect anyone else? Or am I really going to become she-wolf?

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how many ways can you hootchi cootchi, pt 1

I was planning on doing a “super post” in which I delve into all of the hootchi cootchi cultural references out there, but upon research I have discovered that there is enough for a regular feature! (At least for a few weeks!) So after the jump I take a look at what Urban Dictionary (the [...]

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leashing the peen

The internet really does work in themes. Last week it was all Barbie all the time and now I feel like I’ve stumbled upon two penis leash items that are worth posting. There are penises (peni?) behind the cut.

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a little mooning goes a long way to brighten your monday…

and after the jump John Water signs an ass. Oh how a teenage me would have killed for such a thing! (Update from Secondlastwish since this first posted!)

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barbie blog continues…

We can’t get enough of that plastic lately! Secondlastwish sent this my way before she jetted off for a weekend of fun. Photographer Alex Sandwell Kliszynski has put together a collection of naked ladies in naked lady porn and stripper poses- with barbie bodies- no nipples and that smooth shiny plastic where genitals would [...]

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plastic fantastic!

This must be Barbie week around here…Photographer Chris Jordan created a GIANT photographic work out of them- 32,000 Barbie dolls to be exact. 32,000 you ask? Supposedly that is the number of elective boob jobs performed in the US each month of 2006.
To get the FULL IMPACT of this picture you really have to click [...]

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the medium is the message

do you ever just want to make out?

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girls who like boys like girl on girl

The always intriguing and oversharey Jezebel commenter’s were at it again last week. This time when it came to straight girls who only get off on girl on girl porn. You see the most recent installment of “Pot Psychology” (a weekly video post in which Tracie “Slut Machine” Egan and her best gay Rich [...]

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more phone sex

As a follow-up to the photos and article that wetdove posted about phone sex operators, I found this article about a day in the life of an operator. It sounds like easy money.
While he was telling me to put rubber bands on my breasts and flick them, and then drip hot candle wax between my [...]

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ouch

Female genital mutilation sucks it. In an attempt to bring about awareness, Association of Women Against Genital Mutilation (AMAM) brings us the following ad:

(CLICK FOR LARGER)
Thoughts?
Via Copyranter

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big baller

Well, apparently it’s boy junk week here at hootchi cootchi.
Boinkology draws our attention to a fantastic PSA from Carpe Testes about testicular self-exam. Like all things related to handling the balls for health, it’s much more fun than most lady campaigns for boob checks and pap smears. (One day someone will make that speculum sexy…one [...]

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