“andy has a “woody” who comes to life whenever his mother goes out…”
It is short! It is sfw! Watch it! Part of Volkswagons “See Things Differently” independent cinema sponsorship- they also have ones for Ghostbusters, LOTR, Star Wars and Mary Poppins (though this was the most Hootchi Cootchi)
via nerve scanner
Archive for August, 2008
ass & titties
Posted in artsy, tagged art, ass, booty bass, fleshmap, hip hop, titties, violet blue on August 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I love hip hop, but I can’t defend it. – Chris Rock
too realistic?
Posted in artsy, tagged artist, Maxime Xavier, nipples, nude painting on August 29, 2008 | 3 Comments »
So this is Maxime Xavier. She is an artist living in th UK and apparently her nipples are too big! Or at least according to the organizers of an art competition. She painted a nude self portrait and apparently her nips are just “too erect” to be shown!
“I cannot apologise for my nipples being erect [...]
for the cost of a cheap lapdance…
Posted in artsy, tagged art, erotic heritage museum, vegas on August 27, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I still have not caught back up to the internet from my recent internet free Mexico vacation, but duty calls! So! I don’t see myself visiting Vegas again any time soon, but if I were to at least there is one more thing there to keep me away from the strip clubs- The Erotic Heritage [...]
speaking of female superheroes and art…
Posted in artsy, sciencey, tagged anatomy drawing, betty dodson, clitoris, g spot, susie bright on August 26, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I may actually be late for work just to post this, but it had me smiling through my grumpy PMSy morning so I felt compelled to share.
Via Babeland, to Susie Bright who talk about the clitoris and the connection to the g-spot.
If you told a man that his “penis” was nothing more than the head [...]
summer camp for adults
Posted in sexy, tagged bdsm, golf carts, open relationship, sex camp, summer camp, wet hot american summer on August 20, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I actually think this is brilliant – and not even in an ironic way. Dark Odyssey is a summer camp for adults where they can have lots of sex – because, isn’t that what camp has always been about? I went to camp a lot as a kid, and I even went to camp with [...]
hootchi cootchi: the porn mosaic
Posted in artsy, tagged adult mosaic, hootchi cootchi, mosaic, porn mosaic on August 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
(click for larger maybe nsfw)
Everyone loves porn mosaics! Via nsfw fleshbot you can go to adultmosaic.com and submit any picture you want- in turn they email you a porn mosaic of it- for FREE! Unfortunatley our Hootchi Cootchi girls don’t make the best porn mosaic-so share your mosaics with us!
science for the greater good
Posted in sciencey, tagged arousal, creepy boys, date rape, elizabeth pisani, laptops, masturbation, science, yikes on August 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Let’s take a trip in the Way Back Machine to this post where I promised to write about any abortion-related info I could glean from reading Predictably Irrational. Well, abortion be damned because the real juice is about irrational decisions we make when aroused.
Lucky for me, my procrastination provided opportunity for Elizabeth Pisani to blog [...]
hold on to your britches ladies
Posted in sexy, tagged babeland, je joue, masturbation, sasi, sensual intelligence, vibrators on August 17, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Babeland just unveiled the ipod of sex toys! Ok maybe not, cause someone already made the ipod vibrator, but still a high tech getting you off machine. It’s name is SaSI and it has “sensual intelligence”:
“Just like a real partner, SaSi vibrator is capable of giving a different experience every time, and like a [...]
condom ads the way they should be
Posted in artsy, tagged ads, condom ads, condoms, durex on August 15, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Smart and funny. This comes via Violet Blue (nsfw) who directs us to the blog post here (there’s one more photo there, so link through to show some love).
3 randoms = theme week!
Posted in sexy, tagged gold, locks, penis, penis chastity belt on August 12, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Or just busy week with work and pre-wedding events (someone else, not me!). In honor of this forthcoming wedding, I give you (from LJ random stream)…the penis chastity belt.
HPV vaccine causes doctors to be jerks
Posted in sciencey, tagged abnormal pap, cervical cancer, gardasil, genital warts, HPV, hpv vaccine on August 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I haven’t weighed in on this recent onslaught of criticism about the HPV vaccine, but I guess today I will. Mostly I don’t think it’s worth commenting on because it seems so lame, particularly since many of these stories HAPPEN to come up as Jenny McCarthy is making the rounds and talking shit on vaccines [...]
don’t come a knockin’
Posted in sexy, tagged hoodlum, Jezebel, sex in cars, sex in public, study abroad on August 4, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Public sex. Do cars count?
A little while ago, Megan at Jezebel posted about her inexperience with public sex. She gets some car action, which is kind of public in my mind if the car is in public. The Jezebel commenters, of course, cover from the mountains to the sea…
I got caught butt-ass naked with mu [...]
why bother with clothes?
Posted in artsy, tagged art, bodypainting, boobs, eye on boobs, science, violet blue on August 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The secondlastwish household is sick. Sick I say! So I bring you photos from the World Bodypainting Festival. Via violet blue at tiny nibbles (get ready for nudity if you link through) who found this flickr page with much more. No commentary, too tired.
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