boobs aplenty

LJ stream! Always comes up with something weird and wacky – and often Russian. And very often pornographic. Can anyone read this? (and the SFW porn has been working now – use the link.)

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naked funny!

My 2008 wall calender was a gift from a friend- The Humboldt Honey features hot Humboldt gals in their favorite senic Humboldt location with a portion of the profits going to their favourite non profit.  With 2009 just around the corner, the calender question comes up again. This year I might go for the Naked Clown Calender [...]

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pervy etsy

I am sure there is a ton of great stuff on etsy, but I for one do not have the patience to sort through all of the CRAP to look for it. So I always get a little excited when I see that someone else has done it! Coilhouse Magazine waded through the felt disasters [...]

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the great schlep

I like that Sarah Silverman points out that Barack Obama is a shitty name, but also points out the shittiness of the name John. I love Sarah Silverman and now I wish I was Jewish and had grandparents in Florida to visit. No schlepping for me.

via zoomdoggle. again.

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safe for work……..or is it?

**EDIT AGAIN** Try this link.

*EDIT* The video keeps going offline so I recommend searching for Diesel XXX SFW porn or variations of those tags. For reals, it is worth it. Unless you are at work and searching “porn” and “XXX” will get you fired.
That’s the age old question isn’t it? Over at Boinkology they mention [...]

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real things overheard on AirBART

“…what if you go over there and poke around next week?”
“…our penetration is not so deep that the competition will be worried…”
“…our stickiness shouldn’t factor in…”
heh. businessmen.

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the wisdom of cho…

I have a thing for Margaret Cho. It must run in the family cause my brother went and saw her live recently. And you probably don’t have to question how I feel about Sarah Palin. So I give you Cho’s latest Palin rant via her blog:
I Want To Steam Up Those Glasses
September 18th, 2008
I [...]

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ballin’ like stalin

I found this ad via notcot.org with the link to this site. Both sites seem to think these are weird ads since the tagline is “get intimate with history” (the other image is Karl Marx clipping his toenails). I think it’s really smart. Legendary historical figures had to do very mundane things like the rest [...]

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talk dirty to me

ever wonder how you can get some more dirty talk in your sex life? Well now there is a  flow chart to let you know exactly what you should NOT say. Comedian Doogie Horner has taken the guess work out of it and now you know that “yabba dabba doo!” and “I’m gonna pound the farts out of [...]

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the science of sexy

They make it look so easy! Dita Von Teese’s Wonderbra Commercial. Lots of lipstick and burlesque-ey dancing.
Mildly safe for work since she is “classy” and keeps her clothes on!

via oh no they didnt
 
(wonder) bras previously on hootchi cootchi: over the shoulder bolder holders and your high beams are on

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dacias love machine

Things ARE slow! Whats up with that?
Sex machines. SO 2008 (Or actually we are behind. SO 2006). We (actually Secondlastwish) have covered them here and here and here.
So what happens when you review sex toys for a living and decide that your sex machine is taking up too much room in your apartment and is [...]

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sloooow but still sensuous

Things are slow. And I don’t have too much on the back burner. (I am wondering why so many people are searching ellen page and getting here? It’s really becoming a popular search and I don’t get it.)
Mr. Secondlastwish helps me out sometimes and he found the random image below (nsfw) online. I have many [...]

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school daze

The “objective” in the syllabus of a city college writing course I am taking this fall. And to think I almost dropped this in favor of the one that is reading Toni Morrison:
Our particular focus will be on gender issues, such as divisions between men and women, sex, marriage, parenting, friendship, emotional defenses, sexual orientation, [...]

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hoochie koochie- the dance

Slow news day in sex blogs world. So for now, more Hootchi Kootchi history! One of the many other and maybe the oldest references to Hootchi Cootchi in popular culture is that way back when it used to be considered a dance. Yes, the kids back then were doing “The Hootchi Kootchi”! I [...]

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pee pee’s and ta ta’s

Good ‘ol Boinkology draws our attention to a fantastic little piece in Time Out where reporters try to answer the question about who has it worse when exercising – men or women? And when I mean worse, I mean specifically which is more uncomfortable flopping around, boobs or dicks?
From the gal wearing the fake penis [...]

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for all the pervy dentists out there

Random Good Stuff is not normally a sex blog, but they’ve really been channeling the content this week. You know why? Because sex is random and good.
This week they give us the hump chair. Funny and humorous and NSFW video behind the cut. All humor aside, this seems like another viable option for people with [...]

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the “c word”

While I am ALL for the use of the word CUNT and I don’t really care for Palin, but I would have much more preferred to see a lady modeling this shirt. Maybe it is all the girl hating that is out there, or maybe I like double standards. But I think calling a woman [...]

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i heart jon stewart

There’s a good chance you’ve seen this, but it’s one of those things that has to be passed on as much as possible. That’s right pinheads. (the Daily Show website won’t embed, thanks youtube)

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naked guy magnets

I’m having a tough time getting back into computer mode. Hence the sort of lame post you are experiencing.
From Random Good Stuff:

Don’t you wonder who these models are? I do. It’s like the Valtrex commercials – sometimes it just seems like there are gigs that you might not want to take right? Being naked on [...]

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spanked

Sometimes it is all about a good spanking. Rachel Kramer Bussel knows just that. Spanked: Red Cheeked Erotica is her THIRD spanking anthology, so one would say that maybe she is a spanking authority (insert BDSM joke). The anthology came out in July and just finished up a “virtual” book tour of sex [...]

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i wanted to be a water ballerina when i grew up…

instead I’m an office manager about to turn 30 while still chugging through city college hoping that I wont be too old to start my “career” in a few years! Anyway, on that cheery note- wouldn’t it be AWESOME to be a water ballerina? I used to practice all summer long in my dough boy [...]

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i like dirty movies

AND Kevin Smith!
In case you have not heard Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks are starting in “Zack and Miri Make a Porno”- Kevin Smiths new film about two life long pals who get desperate for money and decide to make a porno.
Smith fought with the ratings board recently and got it knocked down from NC-17 [...]

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politics and hating women.

This has been a rough weekend. Party planning, having a party and hanging over from said party has taken up a lot of time and hence the less posting. (And then Wetdove and I will have another hootchi cootchi summit this weekend in Big Sur! Campfire free though, which sucks. But we’ll just crank the [...]

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because abstinence only education works?

I know, you are not supposed to pick on kids. Yadda yadda yadda. But it is not so much the kid that gets me in this one. Oh Sarah Palin, abstinence only does not work.
Palin Says Her Daughter, 17, Is Pregnant- New York Times

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