cream pies anyone?

If you are still searching for that something special to make for Thanksgiving, maybe you should turn to this new cookbook “Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen Based Recipes”. This self published (ha!) book describes itself as:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine [...]

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the party pooper

I really generally hate holidays (exception for birthdays and Halloween). I don’t even really like the food for Thanksgiving. Throw in the historic implications of genocide and cultural annihilation and it all makes me a little sick to my stomach.
I do LOVE having time off of work so I most likely won’t be posting for [...]

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lazy linkey

-Someone wrote a piece for Salon about Michelle Obamas booty (catchingly called “First Lady Got Back”) and some other people got pissy about it
-An interview with a Porn Librarian
-Wikipedias Deep Throat (sexual act) page
-”The bottom line” they say at Babeland is that “this is an excellent clit vibe“. I give it a 7 out of [...]

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i got soul

I am busy and there is a ton of stuff out there to blog about, but I am tired. And it is Sunday. So for now, more video! We watched Southland Tales last night, the newest movie by the guy who did Donnie Darko. It was good? I didn’t dislike it. But it was weird. [...]

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busting a jackson pollack

Perhaps not safe for work. Most people are unemployed these days anyway.

Via Notcot.org

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nsfw that is sorta sfw

see this is totally NSFW, but since you have to look REALLY close like the Sailboat in Mallrats it sorta is SFW:

more at by the Chinese artist Tsang Kin-Wah
via the totally nsfw fleshbot

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the bromance

Boys love Mr. Secondlastwish. I don’t know what it is, but often when we go out I will feel like a third wheel as some dude at Trader Joe’s bros out with him. And he bros out back. From what I can tell, these bromances often occur with dudes who have faux hawks.
Many of you [...]

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because you only have one beaver…

sfw! short! funny!:

I wish Kotex gave us tampon ads like these, but instead they mislabel their packages so that if you specifically want unscented panty liners you have to buy unscented specifically. You can’t just assume “regular” means “regular” when supposedly “regular” means your crotch will smell like baby powder.  Since [...]

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cuddle parties yuck

I’d like to think I’m an open person and pretty accepting of how people express themselves sexually and otherwise. But I can’t understand cuddle parties. Cuddle parties are just that – parties where people cuddle in a non-sexual way. Often organized to bring strangers together, this is not just a bunch of friends who end [...]

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i sorta have a crush…

on the future president.
Case in point- Shirtless. With a strategically placed snorkel.

p.s. I think I might be developing a celebrity crush on the Obamas. For reals, I think Mr. Wetdove is getting annoyed “Michelle is a Capricorn! I wonder what kind of puppy they will get?! I like their grandma! I wonder how the kids [...]

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because i always wanted a pair of big balls

…to wear as a dress that is! Those wacky Germans are pushing the avant garde with this collection.

posted for secondlastwish who is away from the computer today but somehow mysteriously managed to email me this!
via stylelist

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shine a light on

In addition to our urinary tract wallpaper, doggy style chair, cootchi lamp, golden showers, vulva couches and riding around on vagina bicycles, we can now add a penis chandelier to our one day homes. Created by Hans van Bentem in the Netherlands of “bohemian” crystal for Rock and Royal- who have made some pretty [...]

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somewhere a pervy clown is missing his balloons

Perhaps not safe for work, but it’s a holiday!

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rock and roll hootchi coo

Heidi Klum lingerie guitar hero:

And to keep it equal the boy version of rock band with tony hawk, michael phelps, kobe bryan and alex rodriguez (though I wish THEY were JUST in their underwear!):

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less talk, more…

cock. (is the word “cock” kosher for a subject line? one ponders).
Anyway, following up on the penis theme, I ran across this one a while back and waited for it to pick up some more steam before posting. Remember naked chicks on post it notes? Well this is a similar idea except it is penises [...]

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do you measure up?

I think this would be kind of fun, although more useful if there was a girth measurement as well. But really, is it hard to measure your penis? I mean, I know there can be curvature but would this be more accurate than say, and old fashioned ruler? When will this come out as a [...]

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a little sunshine, a couple of lollipops

And now I can sort of move on with life.

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i’m taking over the blog!

Holy crap! I’m stuck in a business trip hotel and cell phone talking with Mr. Secondlastwith and Facebooking. I also emailed my people in Kenya. It was in Kenya that I first heard about Obama and felt the excitement of Kenyans about the possibilities of an African president. This is a huge moment, not only [...]

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freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose…

Today is the day! I got my sticker and my free coffee and now we wait. Till like tomorrow morning. Election night I sleep horrible. I toss and turn all night and I am half tempted to sleep with the laptop so I can roll over whenever I want to check results. But in honor [...]

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voting no on prop 4 – more important than prop 8

Oh! Did I say it? I said it.
Here’s the thing. While I despise all these crazy out of towners I keep seeing waving Yes on 8 signs (i have personally flipped them off and taken down signs), I am more concerned about Prop 4. I think we owe it to young people because the repurcussions [...]

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