Seems all the “kids these days” (I like to say that even MORE now that I am that much closer to 30) are meeting each other on the internets. Or what it seems like is that all the “kids” who are actually older than me and divorced are meeting each other on the internets. At [...]
Archive for December, 2008
santa baby
Posted in artsy, tagged pole dance, santa baby on December 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I meant to post this late last night but I had toooo much eggnog. So since it is still christmas, I bring you pole dancing to ‘Santa Baby’:
I dont remember where I found it or how, but I did. Then I checked the other pole dances to the same song and [...]
not to be played in front of family
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged christmas, wet spots on December 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
via viviane’s sex carnival – link on the side
Pretty good for a scrooge right?
still trying to decide what to get me for xmas?
Posted in sexy, tagged babeland, best sex toys, fleshbot, sex toys on December 24, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Well it may be too late for that now, but my birthday is totally around the corner. Fleshbot compiled a list of their top 10 sex toys of 2008 (did you know their editor is a lady!?), which is also Babeland approved:
10) The We-Vibe: Though it may take some exploration to find out how it works [...]
if you combine chicken with womens breasts- you get…
Posted in artsy, tagged breasts, buckwheat, chicken breasts, harmony korine, mister lonely on December 22, 2008 | 2 Comments »
chicken breasts!
from harmony korine’s ‘mister lonely‘- which the secondlastwish’s could not even stand finishing with us. I think this may have been the best scene.
thats hot!
lets pretend we are mermaids
Posted in artsy, tagged deanna templeton, nudes, photography, pools on December 21, 2008 | 3 Comments »
…or dolphins!
more by Deanna Templeton
(pointed in my direction by mr. secondlastwish!)
HIV likes the healthy vaginas
Posted in sciencey, tagged HIV, hiv transmission, nerdy, science, sex, vagina on December 20, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I’m swinging the pendulum in the WAY other direction from S&M legos to share with you a new study about HIV that was recently released. I’m pulling from a Science Daily post.
The study out of Northwestern finds that HIV can be transmitted through healthy vaginal tissue. The principle investigator says:
“Until now, science has really had [...]
lego my _____?
Posted in sexy, tagged lego, s&m on December 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Oh man has wetdove been holding it down for the hootch while I was visiting and working in the bay area. I realized while there that we have readers who I didn’t know about which makes me feel a little funny. You should all comment more please (and you can get an RSS feed of [...]
put a (cock) ring on it
Posted in artsy, tagged babeland, beyonce, cock ring, put a ring on it, single ladies, strap on on December 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The gals at Babeland in Seattle had little fun with a strap on and cock ring- all coreaographed to Beyonce’s Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)
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just in time for the holidays
Posted in artsy, tagged christmas, hootchi cootchi, playboy, virgin mary on December 15, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Playboy has recently apologized for the Virgin Mary cover of their Mexico edition.
I say maybe that is somewhere they should go!
In other news, Hootchi Cootchi’s 4th quarter meeting went well. We have pastry wrapped sausage pictures to prove it. and we almost convinced one our dear readers that he probably has HPV.
Bettie Page 1923 – 2008
Posted in sexy, tagged betty page, pin up on December 12, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I had big plans for a silly post but it seems more appropriate to pay our hootchi cootchi respects to one of the originators of all things hoochie coochie who died yesterday at age 85. Photo from the LA Times obituary. Wetdove is the bigger pin-up fan so if you have any better photos or [...]
because all calendars should be naked ones
Posted in artsy, tagged hot catholic priests, naked calendar, naked opera, nerdcore, sex bloggers on December 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Now that we are in December I guess I should do the big ol’ naked calendar dump- cause there are a TON of them. We have already covered vampires, clowns and brooklyn girls- but if you are like me you have a hard time deciding. To complicate things here are MORE choices!
Nerdcore: Hot girls for [...]
shower! power!
Posted in sexy, tagged monday, sex in the shower, shower power on December 8, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Things have been slow here but busy in life. I had school final stuff this weekend, life stress (I thought my job was recession proof!), a hangover, a new personal blog to create and then I come here and the backend of wordpress is all wonky! This makes for a case of the Monday blues. [...]
because we all know what our cervix looks like…
Posted in sciencey, tagged cervix, menstrual cycle, my beautiful cervix on December 4, 2008 | 1 Comment »
right?! I hope so. But then again I have a weird obsession with these kinds of things and charted for years. At the site My Beautiful Cervix, a young doula photographed and documented cervical changes throughout a cycle. Pretty much the exact same thing as the book Taking Charge of Your Fertility (which is an [...]
puppets gone wild!
Posted in artsy, tagged baby mama, dirty puppets, movie, zoomdoggle on December 2, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I just watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall…which I kind of liked! Penis shots for no reason, Hawaii, musical puppets…it all seemed very fun and was nice escapist lame comedy. Better than Baby Mama, that’s for sure.
It spurred me to finally post these smutty puppet shots from the personal blog (nsfw probs) of the guy who runs [...]
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