Posted in socially, tagged shav on January 30, 2009 | 2 Comments »
I sure missed you LJ random photo stream. It has been way too long.
Is it worse that the baby even has pubes or that they are shave-able?
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Posted in artsy, sciencey, sexy, socially on January 29, 2009 | 2 Comments »
So this is the part where I get to say awesome stuff about secondlastwish, like she did for me (though the wordsmith she is she also was able to turn it into a post about how much harder we had it to be cool when we were kids. and threw in some “kids these days!”). [...]
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Posted in sciencey, tagged lost sperm, sperm on January 28, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Since I have to *make up* for my last post:
Here is some sperm! It is lost! In the upper intestines!
via jezebel and femeniste who analyzed it so I don’t have to.
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**wetdoves apologies as her better half ALREADY posted this. last week. when wetdove was not paying attention to the internets. so below is the same! but more words!**
because you always wondered what the world looked like from your vagina right?
according to some random youtube poster the text is “protect your vagina [...]
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I feel like a 12 year old saying this! Madonna! Naked!
Fancy pants auction house Christies if auctioning off a fancy pants naked picture of a young Madonna by fancy pants photographer Lee Friedlander taken in the late 70’s. These were later printed in Playboy in the 80’s.
Back in the day when neither of them were famous [...]
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Posted in artsy, tagged art, carving, livio de marchi, naked, notcot, shower, wood, wood shower, wood underwear on January 25, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Once you spend a lot of time scouring the internet you realize that nothing is original and everything happens in groupings. Just when I though wooden boobs were an anomaly, here I find wood carved underwear and other household sundries. I have another post pending that is also a hootchi cootchi theme.
I think I prefer [...]
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Posted in socially, tagged girl drummer, hesher, rush, xyz on January 24, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Big drum solo thanks to secondlastwish for holding down the fort while wetdove was away from internets!
I had no intention of abandoning ship, but with all that life stuff, my hootchi cootchi ability was low.
Since we are heshers at heart here is a 13 year old girl playing drums to XYZ by Rush (to a [...]
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…who wants to be Anthony Bourdain. This is the man himself having a discussion with Mario Batali about food and sex. It’s not that great; I think drunker and more crass would be better. Somehow they are both so much more polite than I expected.
Also, when do chefs have sex? From [...]
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Posted in artsy, tagged art, lego, nude, nudity, pixels on January 21, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Neat stuff from Jean-Yves Lemoigne found via NOTCOT. This is another one of those pieces that makes you wonder about what is and is not “safe for work”. These are pixelated to obscure the nudity and obviously the pixelation is part of the art, but is the hint of sex and sexuality enough to be [...]
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Posted in socially on January 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Have you filled out the poll yet? Click here to link to the post. I don’t think you have. I’ve got stuff to post, but I’m waiting! Waiting for feedback!
Should we write in Spanish? Because we’re getting all these hits from weird Spanish forums.
Ha compleado El Poll? Ponga aqui para connectar al post.
You like that? [...]
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Posted in socially, tagged pandas, safe sex, sex on January 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
This totally does not make me weird that I find this cute right? Right?! Either way, these DC Pandas kicked off Inaugural festivities right!
after the jump is the video! Is it sfw? Maybe not? Or Maybe they just look like they are wrestling!?
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Posted in socially, tagged hootch, poll on January 17, 2009 | 8 Comments »
As you can probably tell, the new year has brought a renewed sense of “what the fuck are we doing” with hootchi cootchi. Poor wetdove is way busier than me and I have lots of free time at work but no access or ability to write from work.
It’s hard to get a sense of who [...]
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Posted in sexy, socially, tagged ad, condom ads, condoms, durex, sex on January 16, 2009 | 2 Comments »
This Durex condom ad is seriously making the rounds everywhere, but for a reason! So cute! And kind of not safe for work?
This was emailed to me by a friend. The source is Superfad where there are also hilarious outtakes.
Durex has already been featured on hootchi cootchi with these funny ads.
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Sooooo busy! Slow to the hootch! More by the artist Rankin from the last post. This is from the “Snog” series in the “Special Projects” section. Go there for more!
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Posted in artsy, sciencey, sexy, socially on January 14, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Have you ever wondered how wetdove and I met? Me too. I forget the actual moment of truth. It’s a blur of junior high and early high school where both of us were embracing the wonderful world of flannel, grunge music and bucking the school establishment in the most minor of ways.
What really makes us [...]
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Posted in sexy on January 14, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Dutch commercial for…something? All from the point of view of the vagina.
Via Jezebel.
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Posted in artsy, tagged photography, pubic hair, rankin on January 11, 2009 | 2 Comments »
I know. We have been slow on the hootch to the cootch. At least in our hearts. We are coming up on our one year birthday (!) and maybe the sparkle has faded? It is birthday month for us, and school started back up for one of us and the other one gets an invasive [...]
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Posted in socially on January 9, 2009 | 4 Comments »
I had a long post that I was going to attach to this, but I lost it somewhere on the internet. It was a sort of sentimental post, so I will save that for a more sentimental day.
I found this on Amazon.com – I was using a gift certificate to buy music and doing random [...]
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(though mine never left)
I don’t know anyone in real life who actually keeps a brazilian all year or regularly waxes. Summer and vacations? Sure! But maybe I just don’t know any porn stars. Or single girls in big cities. Or I am that friend who doesn’t shave her pits in the winter. Either way. Salon’s [...]
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In case your nipples cant keep the right amount of hardness AT ALL times (making not wearing a bra sloppy rather than sexy) maybe you need some artificial assistance in the way of FAKE NIPPLES! Oh yes. Fake nipples. Body Perks Nipple Enhancers promise that “Whether you’re out on the town or playing volleyball, Bodyperks comfortably stay [...]
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Posted in artsy on January 4, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Oh man. I have a thing for body art I think. Even though it subtly reminds me of that living art stuff in Laguna Beach (Pageant of Masters?). These are by an Australian artist, Emma Hack (also, very cool built-in derby name) which I found through blog through a NOTCOT post.
This also makes me want [...]
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Violet Blue sometimes features erotic photography and I often think of wetdove (she’s an amazing photographer you know) when I’m checking out who she features. I’m not putting this behind a cut because it’s the weekend and I shouldn’t have to!
This little series from Bill Tong reminded me a lot of wetdove – mostly due [...]
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Posted in sexy, tagged babeland, more sasi, sasi on January 1, 2009 | 1 Comment »
The SaSi is on sale at Babeland. I repeat, the SaSi is on sale for $140!
Both wetdove and secondlastwish are January birthdays. This is a big year for both of them. I’m just sayin’.
Wetdove wrote about the Sasi way back in August. I’m reposting the video to refresh your memory.
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