boob claw

You might not know this about me, but I’m really effing good at those claw for toy games. For some reason I was able to become one with the machine at Raging Waters when I was little and I think I actually made money by getting gigantic (yet useless) toys from the claw machine.
Thus, I [...]

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presidential fantasies?

Justine Lai does. You see, she is in the process of painting herself with every president. She started from the beginning and is working her way to current, so no Obama, yet. Totally nsfw- so go directly to her site to see if you can figure out who is who!

via nerve

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abortion schmashmortion.

In my little world I’ve noticed a lot more crazy reactionary weird shit happening. I have a theory that now that Obama is in office, all the crazies are going ape shit crazy because they are scared of a new regime.
This brings us to abortion. Oblige me with this rant.
Just recently there was a case [...]

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oragasm commune!

Thursday blues? Yeah I am too busy for that, but  a few weeks back I had time to read this article about and orgasm commune. Yes. A commune. That is all about the female orgasm.  
The New York Times ran a full about the One Taste Urban Retreat Center:
At 7 a.m. each day, as the rest [...]

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happy ada lovelace day! the spitshine is on us.

I didn’t even know about this until I was reading through my mental floss posts.  Today is a day to honor women and technology because Ada Lovelave was good at math. Tenuous connection in my opinion, but it gives me an excuse to honor my mom.
I have the most amazing photo (not scanned, and not [...]

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mr secondlastwish likes full frontal

**Guest post by Mr. Secondlastwish as Ms. Secondlastwish is a busy lady**
My partner thinks I’m a bit obsessed with human evolution. It’s true; I always want to know the biological and the cultural explanations for our behavior as a species. I can turn any conversation into an anthropological discussion. I want to know what we [...]

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have you ever wanted to take off your own skin?

Sometimes I do. Artist Nicole Tran Ba Vang has created some amazing peices of body suits painted to look nude (she also has some ridiculously good paintings at her site- you should go look).

After the jump the more nude nude ones since supposedly boobies are supposed to go behind a cut (though what about painted [...]

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good morning sunshine

From Violet Blue.
How to pee with morning wood. Not so much work safe.

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alyssa monks paints naked ladies really well

Dear Hootchi,
Sorry I have not been around as much recently. It is me, not you. I promise that I will be a better friend as soon as things settle down.
Love, Wetdove.
…

I saw Alyssa Monks work recently via ponyXpress  and had to do a double take- photography or painting? Painting. I always super intrigued when it [...]

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welcome to the dollhouse, enter through the back door

Dollhouse is the new Joss Whedon show starring the nearly intolerable to watch Eliza Dushku (aka Faith from Buffy). I wasn’t sure how to approach writing about the show until now.
Over at Pretty Dumb Things, Chelsea Summers presents a detailed analysis of her blog hits positing that the popularity of Joss Whedon is on [...]

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boobies! the real deal

I need a break from my epic homework debacle of trying to overextend myself technologically (fyi, windows sucks).
Instead how about some boobies? Jezebel posted this link to an image gallery of normal boobs. All kinds of normal boobs. Boobs that surprised and shocked me. Boobs that made me feel funny inside. Boobs. Lots of ‘em.
I’m [...]

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screening sex

 
UC BerkleyFilm Studies Professor Linda Williams has just released a book called “Screening Sex“. I caught most of an interview with her on KPFA  this afternoon and found it interesting as she looked at how sex is presented in movies. I never saw Last Tango in Paris or The Graduate, but now I just might have to. You can have a [...]

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susie says

Remember when I was getting all fan girl over Susie Bright answering sex questions for Jezebel? Well ask and you shall receive!
-Her and her daughter Aretha dish answers to questions such as why a husband cant expect his wife to “come from intercourse alone”, how to handle a softy and a friend from high school [...]

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all atwitter

I started  a Twitter account for us. Suggestions on who to follow?
https://twitter.com/hootchicootchi
To be honest, I kind of don’t get it.
I have blog-image issues; I assume nobody is interested beyond the few of us who write and comment. But for experiments’ sake I’ll give it a whirl. Maybe I’ll try to post more science-y things [...]

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who wants a mustache ride?!

Thanks to secondlastwish for holding down the hootch while I have been CRAZY busy. I still am. And I still need to catch up (I want to put MY two cents in about our 1 year birthday!) But for now, this little cartoon from Current TV that should give you some insight into the creepy pervy [...]

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sex on memory foam

There are certain things in life that are really hard to find on the internet despite our move into 2.0 blah blah. One thing that I can’t figure out is what the fuck kind of pillow will help my shoulder. I’m a side sleeper and so my shoulder is pretty much in pain all the [...]

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womb for two?

Dude!!! One woman, two wombs, one baby PER womb for twins!

The 21-year-old Sault Ste. Marie woman has a condition known as uterus didelphys, and doctors say such twin births are rare. The uteri are different sizes, with the larger twin born from the larger uterus.
via jezebel, via msnbc.
Bonus! In honor of doubles!
Since I can think [...]

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