the muffia!

I ran across this awhile back and every so often my thoughts drift back to how awesome it is…so I thoguht I would share.
Meet The Muffia! UK feminist performance artists who challenge ideas of gender roles and what is beautiful. Flashing fake bush! Injecting fake botox! Sexually harassing construction workers!  I will let the pictures [...]

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busy being obsessed

Mr. Secondlastwish and I are reading back through hobostripper.com which is a blog by a stripper who wanders around the US living in her van (it’s also pretty much just an archive.)
We’re both pretty obsessed; it speaks to my inner crusty hippiness and wanderlust.  And the straight up information about stripping is really fascinating. If [...]

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RIP Bea Arthur

This is a good post we wrote back in the day to show how amazing this gal was. It’s not a Golden Girls clip, this is another side of Bea Arthur.

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man on craigslist discovers secrets to best sex ever!

I was working on another Craigslist post but I find Casual Encounters just too easy a place to get led astray by other postings. This one caught my eye:

Any OVULATING ladies up to mercy fuck me? – m4w – 30 (Hollywood)
I am a lonely, introverted mentally ill dude who, paradoxically, is good looking, fit, and [...]

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how to make a baby

For those of you who have kids or one day might accidentally do so, you might want to show them this video when they ask you how babies are made!
cute! funny! sfw!

more info on this cute couple and how they did this HERE

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recession tips from hootchi cootchi

I think I might be interested in trying to sell my used “panties” to a stranger online. If people are willing to pay, I’m willing to sell. Times are tough here at hootchi cootchi south and we need to start getting creative.
It’s a little tricky to figure out where to start with this endeavor. I [...]

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wanted: intern

 
 
For serious kids.
If you live in LA you could be Joanna Angels new bitch, er intern that is.
She writes! She produces! She directs!
She ACTS!
Details HERE

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must.have.this.

usb meets tampon- it comes in regular, super and ultra. oh my!
via nerve

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trimming the hedges!

Sarah Haskins is our idol! This feature- all about the trimming bush!

more about “Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Your G…“, posted with vodpod

 

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there’s a solution to every problem

Instant hymen! Oh fake hymen, there are so many ways to mock you. They do a fine job of mockery over at Poppcorn (nsfw by the way) where I was led to this find.
But I will take the high road and just remark on how sad it is that this is actually a really smart [...]

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dropping the kids off…at the slide?

Kat shared this video with me using the following caption “for your blog or for your nightmares…you decide” which is pretty much the best way to approach this thing.
There a lot going on here. The music, the imagery, the kids. The music. It’s just…overwhelming to the senses. SFW I guess? As much as you’re comfortable [...]

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blow-up doll + rain jacket= awesome

Artist Mama Anders has turned blow-up dolls into wearable art. Head on over to his site to see different nipple and opening placement (ears! armpits!).
via nerve

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whatever tickles your fancy

In an ad for Coco de Mer “Exotic Luxury”, they remind us that eroticism is in the eye of the beholder. Fun! SFW!

via copyranter

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thats so cunty!

There. I said it. In the title. And didn’t even say “The C Word”. Jezebel had an article awhile back about students at a school in NY using the term “cunt” or things being good as “cunty”. Which brings about the whole ladies who are pro the word and ladies who are con the word [...]

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anyone speak russian?

You know I love the LJ photo stream. Usually I find the silly and strange stuff there (dog harness, penis chastity belt, naked knit suits).
Today I came across this photo and clicked into the blog…it’s a Russian blog I’m pretty sure and I don’t understand a word (other than what is in English) but I [...]

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nudity my old friend

For some reason I’m just not feeling inspired to post on the Hootch. I don’t know why.
This is my moderately uninspired post about nudity and our assumptions about getting nekkid. You can’t judge a book by it’s cover! <Insert any other cheesy saying here.>
Two very different sites have come across my internet to drive this [...]

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choke

my super short movie review: better than expected

Hey, I  am not the film major here. That and I watch a TON of movies, so my “good” is a film school students “bad”.  I had pretty much no expectations from this movie and had read or heard little about it before watching [...]

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be our facebook friend!

Let’s see if this works…and let’s see how long it takes to get banned.
Our name is: Hootchi Cootchi – search and add.
I prefer this to Twitter to be honest; it’s easier to share random stuff that is not worth blogging about but interesting anyway.
Thanks pretties.

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more green porno

I keep finding it crazy that we are over a year old! And that almost a year ago (!!!) we first covered Isabella Rosellini’s Green Porno Project. Well since then she has been pretty busy making bug sex videos and now there are a handful to watch (many of them non embed-able!) over at the [...]

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