cleanliness is next to…

I don’t really like Amy Sedaris (or her brother!), but since this is HC related and it is slow I will share. In her usual “comic zaniness” she brings a model vulva (common name- vagina) on the Chelsey Lately (?!) show and proceeds to PIN BACK the vulva folds in order to show how one [...]

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vagina pagina!

During a recent bout of insomnia I hopped on the internets and googled something to the effect of “way to stop or start period early”. Knowing very well that you do it with the pill, but I am a withdrawal kinda gal (a whole different post) and wanted to NOT have my period for my [...]

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eat your veggies!

Some people find pictures of Virgin Mary in objects. We here at Hootchi Cootchi stick to bringing you vadge in many forms.

Via mr. secondlastwish reading this blog which links to this blog – the source of the carrot.

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vagina bicycle

This incredible piece (of what?) is from Daily Bedpost. They are sort of snarky in suggesting that gals like this give the sex biz a bad name – I say pedal away crazy Finnish girl with bad hat who looks like the red head from That 70’s Show! Fly like an angel on your vagina [...]

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an ode to pervs

Dear Pervs,
I joke, I admit. I use the term perv a lot for people who come across out blog searching for masturbation fodder. And perv has a sort of negative aura about it – short for pervert which is really a label up for interpretation.

(is this safe for work? at minimum weird for work.)

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the bedazzling scent of Phallus

You must link to this blog post – Karl left a comment here in response to the Vulva post and has dedicated a post on his own blog to his thought on the scent (and gave some serious hootchi cootchi love!). Importantly, he includes his ideas of a Phallus scent.
Seriously, there is a great NSFW [...]

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beguiling vaginal scent

Vulva Orginal is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure. Aw fuck, basically this is like that scene in Coming To America when that crazy lady is like “it smells like pussy!” – but I think it’s real. Right? Real or not, please check out the HILARIOUS video [...]

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vagina teeth

The Good Vibes blog posted about vagina dentata last week – the everlasting myth of vaginas with teeth. The link to the Vagina Dentata website (again, i love the internet) which is devoted to the art and film of vagina teeth.
A few images of interest from the site and their links are after the cut [...]

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are you trying to make us all hate you already?

I brazenly admit my love for Jezebel, and if they covered only sex related stuff we would not have this blog. That being said I they had the clip from some show I don’t know nor will watch- vagina-insults-are-the-new-ya-momma:
“Were just wandering why you don’t shave your vagina?
Why are you so interested in my vagina?
This group [...]

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lady bits

In my life I’ve had an influx of folks selling me gal parts. Many have seen the ingenious vagina (vulva) couch on craigslist. In case you haven’t, here it is:

I’ve also been sent a vulva cake that looks a little something like this:

On etsy you can buy an ungodly amount of boob products and vagina/vulva [...]

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